While walking in Tel Aviv, I suddenly heard a phone call from an unfamiliar number. On the line was no less than an investigative reporter for Galei Tzahal. It turns out that according to a recent survey, the French language only came in fifth place on the list of the sexiest languages in the world, and of all the people in the world, they want my response. Of course, I immediately jumped to defend the honor of French that had been violated and explained to Yair Nitzani, who was interviewing me, why French is still the sexiest language in the world….